Profile - Toby the Beast

Known by his parents and close family members as Guy Laister, Toby the Beast (TtB) is a Durbanite by birth but is currently encouraging climate change to bring warmer weather to the United Kingdom. A hard hitting, yet technically gifted, middle ordered batsman in his time, TtB chaired and captained the worlds greatest cricket team ever to grace the world's fields, the one-and-one-halves. Whilst not blogging and gardening, TtB dedicates a small proportion of his waking hours managing flood risk. 2007 brings a new chapter in TtB's life as the big three 'O' looms large on the horizon. As far as the tor is concerned, he is most looking forward to drinking a life threatening amount of rum in the West Indies. And his claim to fame: He is the real James Bond - 007.